User:Shadow Giratina

So I'm Shadow Giratina. This wiki seems to think I don't exist, and I'll have you know I damn well exist. However, Here's a cool list of things that do not exist:

~T̶h̶e̶ ̶L̶o̶c̶h̶ ̶N̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶M̶o̶n̶s̶t̶e̶r̶

       *LIES! HE WANTS TREE FIDDY!*

~Ghosts

~The Loomynarty

~That mew that was underneath the truck

~Any originality on this page

~Hawt Gamer Grills

~Pikablu

~Uncles who work at Nintendo

~A medium pay job with low experience requirements

~A GTX 1070 at MSRP price

~This page once the Mods get a hold of it

~The human race after the next elections

~Your chances at a Pokemon tournament

In conclusion, I do exist and these are the reasons that I am 2 cool and I need my own page.

[THIS IS SATIRE AND I WILL NOT BE UPSET IF THE MODS REMOVE THIS. I APOLOGIZE FOR THE MEMES AND YOU MAY REMOVE THIS IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO]